..on Ordering Pizza
"OK, we are kind of behind, so let's just order lunch. Pizza good?"
"Sure."
"What do you want?"
"Well I like Pizza Hut Supre...."
"YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM ANY DISCUSSION INVOLVING PIZZA."
Not much of a quip. It would only be worth three seconds of laughter on a mediocre sitcom. Not very illuminating either since it was entirely instinctive. I'm East Coast and pizza is our religion.
What was illuminating is that this momentary jab was laughed over, analyzed and relived for most of the rest of the afternoon.
I need to find funnier coworkers.
"Sure."
"What do you want?"
"Well I like Pizza Hut Supre...."
"YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM ANY DISCUSSION INVOLVING PIZZA."
Not much of a quip. It would only be worth three seconds of laughter on a mediocre sitcom. Not very illuminating either since it was entirely instinctive. I'm East Coast and pizza is our religion.
What was illuminating is that this momentary jab was laughed over, analyzed and relived for most of the rest of the afternoon.
I need to find funnier coworkers.

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